If you've watched as many horror films as I have, you will be screaming at the TV as much as I do. Here are some tips on how to survive a slasher movie, you know, just in case.
1) Never say "This only happens in movies", you will die. Fast.
2) Never get drunk or high off drugs. You will be killed, albeit in a funny manner.
3) Don't randomly decide you're horny. Sex whilst being stalked by
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